Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Dear Mother Nature,

I was happy to see that you decided to give us a couple of warm days to melt all of that snow you dumped on us last week.

Slick streets

It was very nice of you to get it out of the way for us, even if it meant having to break the Olympic long jump record in order to cross the street because of the several-inches-deep puddles of slush and muddy water at every street corner.

So what is this I'm hearing about you sending us another foot of snow over the next 24 hours? Just as you melt our snow you replace it? And I was thinking you were being nice to us.

Do you have bipolar disorder? Perhaps it's time for you to seek professional help.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Britney can be in treatment, I think Mother Nature can be too. Perhaps it's time we stage an intervention.

11:17 AM  

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