Dear Mother Nature,

You always even things out, don't you? You gave us a couple of days in the 50s a few weeks ago. But since that was unseasonably warm, you just had to go and give us a few unseasonably cold days, didn't you? Why must you be that way? Don't you know that I don't like it when it's so cold outside that I get a headache just walking to the car? Can't we just get back to our regularly scheduled winter?

Thanks,
Me